Pillow Talk

My husband has a knack for talking in his sleep and last night was no exception. His talking woke me up and I decided to answer back.

Here's how the conversation went......

Him: "Are you? Are you? Say it."
Me: Cautiously thinking about what to say....
Me: "Sure." (pause) "What am I?"
Him: Rolls over and faces me with his eyes open....
Him: "Intoxicated."
Him: Lays back down and closes his eyes.

What?! I buttoned my lips and looked at him nervously out of the corner of my eye. I don't know what he was dreaming about but I didn't want to find out what else he "thought" I was. Pahhhhh!