This morning on my way to work I was driving along when I saw a runner up ahead about a block or so. I could tell he was wearing gray sweat shorts and a gray shirt, but from my vantage point in my car coming from behind, it looked as though he was wearing a black pair of women's panties over his gray shorts. I kid you not. I didn't know what to think! I think my first thought was---who IS this guy?! I had to do a triple take.
As the distance between him and I diminished, I realized the "black panties" was actually just the outline of his black fanny pack bee-boppin against his backside. Unfortunately for him, his fanny pack is in the exact shape of a pair of women's panties.
If only he knew.
2 comments:
Yikes! Scary, dude... :)
Very scary! We're never as cool as we "think" we are.........pahhhh!
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